your #1 sexual achievement?

[JakeT.]

ever boned your buddies best friend while she was passed out?
ever tag-teamed a chick in a dark room when she thought she was with her boyfriend and he traded out for a bit?
ever ran a train on your best friend's mom?

lets hear the stories!

 

[WVU]

I could go on and on, but these threads get me in trouble

 

[kingbill]

I once masturbated successfully with my left hand

 

[tkim11]

I once masturbated successfully with my left hand

I have a better chance whacking off to this fat tard...
:fatboy:

 

[RobFunk]

We never realize these things until they are hindsight.

 

[CaptainMorgan]

i always wack left handed. and im right handed

 

[steaktartar]

i can use either hand effectively and occaisonally whem im in the zone i can stare at it and it goes off

 

[RacerX]

This thread had some potential....

let's get back to the task at hand:

I once had 4 different chicks within a 36 hour stretch. Only showered once in between so each different set got to share each others "flowery" scent....

 

[beejmi]

Nailed the pastor's daughter.

 

[hater]

Nes Advantage wanted me to pass along to you guys that he has effectively been able to fist himself...and he has big hands

 

[CaptainBone]

I think I gave this story on the forum before but quick review...

Banged 3 chicks within 16 hours. First was ex-gf, second was a ho, and the third was a bigger ho (Note: I didn't pay for the ho's )

Second one gave me a fine blowjob without issue. The third wanted to but I couldn't do it to her.

It was a fine 16 hours indeed.

 

[mr21]

I banged a chick on the hood of her car in a night club parking lot - no idea how many people saw us

 

[SkinsRaj28]

I once masturbated successfully with my left hand

Always wanted to try with the left, but I always puss out. It seems scary. Plus, I feel like it'd be too much work, and I don't feel like sweating any more than I already do when sitting in a chair doing nothing.

 

[Rev_Al]

I banged a chick on the hood of her car in a night club parking lot - no idea how many people saw us

I saw you....it was also my top sexual experience.

 

[PBR]

I nailed a little honey just a week or so ago right on her bathroom floor. It stunk like hell in there, and her toilet bowl had what appeared to be bologna strings floating in it.

 

[HarryCaray]

Spent the night at my best friend's house in high school and banged his big-tittied older sister in the basement while his whole family was upstairs watching TV.

 

[Timetopay]

ever boned your buddies best friend while she was passed out?
ever tag-teamed a chick in a dark room when she thought she was with her boyfriend and he traded out for a bit?
ever ran a train on your best friend's mom?

lets hear the stories!

Nothing like 2 out of the 3 examples having rape as the crowning achievement of a young lads sexual prowess.arty:

 

[texansfan]

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[RupertPupkin]

Nothing like 2 out of the 3 examples having rape as the crowning achievement of a young lads sexual prowess.arty:

To quote Blazing Saddles

He likes Rape ....

 

[Tank]

Might be a little off topic but my best achievement was payback.

I use to work 3rd shift running cnc machines and we had alot of cycle time so we would disappear for hours if everything was running fine. Well i had this guy that was a total asshole that use to fuck with me all the time , so one nite when he left i got into his lunchbox and seen he had a chipped beef sandwich with mayo on it so i stuffed it down my pants and went to the bathroom stall and sat down and jacked off and shot my load all over his mayo on the sandwich and snuck it back into his lunchbox.

Believe me thier is nothing better than sitting down at the lunch table and watching a dickhead eat a sandwich that you just shot a load all over. From then on anytime he would fuck with me i'd just laugh.